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Sep. 17th, 2010 06:30 pmSo for a thread, I made a fake Craigslist post with the help of ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
anatari.
FREE COW. Comes with costume.
Large healthy bovine! Has never been bred (to my knowledge). She has become a drain on my resources and energy, but still deserves a home where her nature and appetite are appreciated.
Comes with Bat costume and answers to "Babs."
There were a fair amount of interested parties. Some of the replies:
- Were are you located? And how old is she?
- AIN'T GOT ROOM FOR BABS, BUT THE COSTUME I COULD USE FOR HALLOWEEN!!!
- Is she real or plastic? Interested either way. Thanks!
- Hi I was wondering what breed, color, and where you are locatedat?
- I will take her. Where are you located? Are you talking about a real cow? How do I contact you?
- hello we are interested in the cow if you still have her we have about 120 acres she can roam please give us a call [number redacted] bob
- Hi,
Could you send me info & pics of "Babs" (and her costume?) :)
Thanks!
- Hello,
My wife and are starting a family and are interested in getting a cow to have fresh milk. Please let me know if you still have yours and where you live. Also how old is she and what breed?
Thank You
- Hi,
If this ad is real, I'm interested. Please give me a call at [number redacted] Thanks, Ed
- If you still have the cow to give away please let me know , my dauther is in 4-H and was just asking me if we could get a cow or horse , we have some goats but she wants a cow or horse . If you still have please call [number redacted]
- Keep Smilin'! RoseHi- I was wondering if you still had your cow and if you could send me pics of it-Thanks!
- just wondering if she is still available and any other information as in age and breed. Also where are you located? Thank you so much
- I emailing about the free cow. I am intrested in it if you still have it. you can call me at [number redacted]
And by far my favorite:
I sincerely hope you find a home for Babs. I would have loved to see her in her costume. In lieu of that .I have squeezed her into a Batman outfit.
I doubt that Craig's list will let this through but I thought I would try.
Thanks for the laugh.
anatari.FREE COW. Comes with costume.
Large healthy bovine! Has never been bred (to my knowledge). She has become a drain on my resources and energy, but still deserves a home where her nature and appetite are appreciated.
Comes with Bat costume and answers to "Babs."
There were a fair amount of interested parties. Some of the replies:
- Were are you located? And how old is she?
- AIN'T GOT ROOM FOR BABS, BUT THE COSTUME I COULD USE FOR HALLOWEEN!!!
- Is she real or plastic? Interested either way. Thanks!
- Hi I was wondering what breed, color, and where you are locatedat?
- I will take her. Where are you located? Are you talking about a real cow? How do I contact you?
- hello we are interested in the cow if you still have her we have about 120 acres she can roam please give us a call [number redacted] bob
- Hi,
Could you send me info & pics of "Babs" (and her costume?) :)
Thanks!
- Hello,
My wife and are starting a family and are interested in getting a cow to have fresh milk. Please let me know if you still have yours and where you live. Also how old is she and what breed?
Thank You
- Hi,
If this ad is real, I'm interested. Please give me a call at [number redacted] Thanks, Ed
- If you still have the cow to give away please let me know , my dauther is in 4-H and was just asking me if we could get a cow or horse , we have some goats but she wants a cow or horse . If you still have please call [number redacted]
- Keep Smilin'! RoseHi- I was wondering if you still had your cow and if you could send me pics of it-Thanks!
- just wondering if she is still available and any other information as in age and breed. Also where are you located? Thank you so much
- I emailing about the free cow. I am intrested in it if you still have it. you can call me at [number redacted]
And by far my favorite:
I sincerely hope you find a home for Babs. I would have loved to see her in her costume. In lieu of that .I have squeezed her into a Batman outfit.
I doubt that Craig's list will let this through but I thought I would try.
Thanks for the laugh.
